March 2012
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bound-and-packed:
thewestmezzanine:
I’m watching the first Pirates of the Caribbean
and it’s the scene where Elizabeth faints from her corset
I can relate, honey
#fuck binders
Dude, both corsets AND binders have made me feel this way. (note: I have never fainted, but I’ve been close.) I have no idea what that says about me.
It says that you’re awesome.
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I’m watching the first Pirates of the Caribbean
and it’s the scene where Elizabeth faints from her corset
I can relate, honey
Dearest Devin,
quelastima:
that is all.
love,
elle
oh man I hadn’t seen it before but I see it now
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ewwidan replied to your post: why are there rose petals on my cupcake away with…
rose petals are good though
I disagree wholeheartedly
why are there rose petals on my cupcake
away with you
you are not welcome here
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quelastima asked: I WANNA LOVE YOU
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
thatgeeklover:
theta-doctor:
moonflowerlights:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
Detective Meowstrade
Meowses Hudson
Colonel Sebastian Meowran.
adolfphin:
wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
poetry: your lipstick still on the edge of my favourite teacup, a week after you took the train back home
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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quelastima replied to your post: omg pickle chips omg
omg jealous also i gave that guy my number X (
go elle :D
omg pickle chips
omg
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givein-giveup replied to your post: onewhoneveryawns replied to your post:…
oh my sweet jesus where do you get this?
Native Foods Cafe :D :D :D
infinityonhiiatus:
fall out infant
fall out toddler
fall out boy
fall out teenager
fall out adult
fall out senior citizen
fall out dead
and they’d still be on hiatus
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onewhoneveryawns replied to your post: capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy replied to your post:…
that exists??????????
welp that’s what I just ordered. the got the pickle chips on the side though.
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capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy replied to your post: oh the bacon cheeseburger comes with fried…
I have legit never heard of fried pickles before. Huh. (+ thought you were vegan?)
fried pickles are SO GOOD
and I am vegan, it’s a seitan burger with tempeh bacon and soy cheese, but that’s a lot more words than just “bacon cheeseburger”
February 2012
oh the bacon cheeseburger comes with fried pickles
sorry kat
but pickle chips rule over all else
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ewwidan replied to your post: pbandjesse replied to your post: maeve is being…
excus e me dip is clearly superior because it is frENCH
technically at this restaurant it’s called a “chicago dip”
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pbandjesse replied to your post: maeve is being rude and not answering me
bacon cheese burger
oh no now I have two conflicting answers
I might just be contrary and go with the pizza
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that is not an answer, kat
ewwidan:
RUDE
french dip
sounds like a plan
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that is not an answer, kat
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maeve is being rude and not answering me
so, do I want a bacon cheeseburger, hamburger pizza, or a french dip sandwich (the kind you dip in au jus)?
I’ve had the french dip before and it’s great, peppery and the bread is crusty and delicious, but the other two sound awesome as well.
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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Day 2: What Was The First Song I Heard From The...
One Of THOSE Nights. I pretty much just bought Whisper War on a whim and listened to it straight through. I remember being like, “Woah, that’s Brendon’s voice!” and then “WOAHH and there’s Patrick’s!”
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Anonymous asked: WHY IS PATRICK STUMP SAD? D':
Mom: Why are you crying?
Me: beCAUSE PATRICK STUMP IS SAD AND I CAN'T FIX IT
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about to attempt some hand balances for the first time since hurting my shoulder
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capslockdoesntexpressmyjoy replied to your photo: sometimes I like when people don’t believe I’m…
Just looking at that makes my spine hurt @_@ Four for you, sir, for accomplishing it, but /ow/.
it’s actually never been my spine that it hurts! sometimes my abs, nearly always the area behind my eyes, but never my spine.
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infinityongay:
i hope the next time rick santorum goes to the movies the person gives him his ticket and tells him to enjoy his movie and he says “you too” without thinking and then crumples into a pitiful ball of shame and waits for the earth to swallow him whole
dirntyfleamoth:
whenever i’m really dysphoric (to the point of suicidal ideation) i listen to from under the cork tree or folie a deux
because fall out boy gets my dysphoria
somehow
sherlobster:
i really wish i could just show patrick my dash right now because it is literally all love for him and i just wish he could see it because honestly it’s pretty incredible
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anusly:
if you were ever mean to patrick stump there is a special place for you to roast in hell
concerning how male submission can be devalued...
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asoulworthtwohats:
I wanna see how many notes this will get.
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wowza, eighty notes on that patrick post already
you guys <3
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I WANT TO START A PROJECT TO HONOR PATRICK STUMP
Because he is fucking amazing and he deserves to know how great we think he is
So here’s the plan: you guys, write letters. Handwrite them, type them, record yourself reading them, whatever. Include anything you want- drawings, photos, covers of his (solo) songs, or just the letter.
Send digital submissions to me at iamdevinnoble@gmail.com, send physical submissions to me at the following...